Vote Cobra Commander '08

Found out about this from Chester's blog, it's just too good to not repost.

You cannot call yourself a child of the 80's/90's if you don't know who Cobra Commander is. Look him up. Wikipedia is teh awesome. If you think Hitler was charismatic, you aint' seen nothing yet. He's pwns Hitler's ass a million times over and still has time to drop in for a cup of tea with the Pope. He is the magnificent, the inspiring, the kind, awesome and supremely borderline insane psycho megalomaniac, Cobra Commander!!!

He may have failed in his illegal quest for global domination but with your help, yes you, the people of America, you can help him this time around with his legal quest for global domination. Vote Cobra Commander!

If you're sick and tired of hearing Obama and his promises for better healthcare, or Clinton's promises of ending the war in Iraq, why not throw your hat in instead for CC and his ingenious Weather Dominator™!

If you still aren't sure whether your vote is for CC (though I can't fucking imagine why), maybe the following videos will help make your mind up. Or maybe you'd like some insane Cobra Ninja Assassins with mad skillz knocking at your doorstep to help you change your mind. And I mean that literally.







And how can you call yourself a presidential candidate without your very own campaign song?



Vote Cobra Commander '08! Yes, we shall!

Cobra La La La La La La La La La La La La!!!!

PAID FOR BY COMMANDER FOR PRESIDENT AND APPROVED BY COBRA COMMANDER