Sunday, August 27, 2006

Familiar?



Does she ring any bells? Well, I posted on her a little while back.

Kim Jung-Hwa

And she's now appearing on TV2, Monday to Friday at 12:30pm. =D =D =D The series is drawing to an end though.

3 Leaf Clover is the name of the drama. It used to be in the same timeslot (6pm) of the series in which I first saw her in last year, Something About 1% (also on TV2), but they changed it halfway through causing me to miss an episode. So now I have to record it to watch it while the 6pm slot is now showing a Tamil drama.

I've only seen three of her dramas on tv, two are on TV2 and one is on 8TV (where she doesn't really play a big part). Thank God for TV2, which is ironic as TV2 along with the even worst TV1 are usually the most boring channels on tv. =P

Friday, August 11, 2006

Jokes

A man is walking along a beach, sad and depressed, when he hears a booming voice from the heavens.

"DIG!" says the voice.

The man looks around, a little confused.

"DIG!" Booms the voice again.

The man thinks what the hell and starts digging at the sand in front of him. Suddenly he hits a wooden box. He picks it up and the voice shouts

"OPEN!"

He opens it to see hundreds of gold coins. He's a little taken aback when the voice shouts again

"CASINO!"

What the hell, thinks the guy, so off he walks. He enters the casino door when he hears the voice shout

"ROULETTE!"

He walks over to the roulette table and awaits more instructions.

"16 BLACK!" the voice says

So the man puts the whole chest on 16 black, the wheel is spun and it lands on 5 red.

"FUCK!" shouts the voice...

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What happens when an insect falls into a cup of coffee...

The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.

The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee.

The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

The Israeli will:

(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.

(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.

(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hezbollah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.

(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.

(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.

(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.

(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electrity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.

(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.

(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.

(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.