Primary 6 Essay

Heard that this was written by a Primary Six student (12 years old). For those that don't understand Malay, I'll provide you with a rough translation.




"My family"

Everyone in this world has a family. 'Keluarga' is 'family' in the language of the white man. A family has a father, mother, older brother, older sister, younger brother and sister, grandmother, grandfather, uncle, aunty and etc etc.

First of all I would like to say is that everyone in this world has a peaceful family and do not war but there are also those that are not peaceful because they war.

I would like to tell you about my family. I have a mother and a father but my mother says she slept with three men before in a hotel room and with that it is confirmed that I am a bastard child because my blood is different from my father who is in this house. My father does not care when my mother goes out with other men. My mother on the other hand, does not worry if my father does not come home even if it's for almost a month.

My older sister and brother are not schooling anymore because they stopped. My sister is pretty with a resemblance to Marilyn Monroe who is dead. She died because she got hit by my grandfather's motocar that has a 500cc engine.

My older brother is handsome or kacak (handsome) like Amitabh Bachan or Sunjay Dutt, sometimes his face changes like AaCapan when he wakes up from sleep. When he finishes bathing, his face is like his own face. Those are the qualities of my brother.

Next I would like to tell you about my younger siblings. Even though I don't have younger siblings but I lied to you by telling you I have younger siblings.

That is the story of my happy family when it actually isn't. With that, please be informed.

Sincerely :-
Bob